Description- The patient claims to be a superhero, but appears to be having trouble deciding which one. He wears a cape made of curtains and has no trousers.
Symptoms- Patient says he's full of Kraptonite. He's full of SOMETHING that's for sure. Alan! We are here to heal, not to judge! Dr. Bleed
Action- Open him up and see if anything's wrong. Maybe his web-ducts are blocked, or his utility belt got stuck or something.