Description- Obviously coming from a very (very) close family, the patient scraps his living (and meals) from animals killed on the roadside.

Symptoms- In an effort to possibly mix business with pleasure, the patient has impaled himself on a porcupine.

Action- Remove quills, close cuts, and apply sun-lotion on to back of neck.

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