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Lumbar Jack
Lumbar
Greeting the surgeons

Known Operations

1

Gender

Male

Occupation

Lumberjack

Initial Heart Rate

40 BPM (AS1)
62 BPM (AS4)

Time Limit

6:39 (AS1)
2:00 (AS4)

"Lumbar" Jack Piles is the seventh patient of Act 1 in Amateur Surgeon, and is the 10th patient in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations.

Bio Edit

Lumbar is a Canadian lumberjack who has gained a very bad back.

Amateur Surgeon Edit

He entered the warehouse where Alan Probe and Dr. Bleed are residing, heavily slouching due to severe back pain. Alan gladly steps up to fix his back problem. Afterwards Lumbar is able to snap his back into place, relieved of the excruciating discomfort.

Alan's Description Edit

The patient is Canadian, or Russian or Scandinavian or something. Definitely one of the countries where they're always cutting down trees and interfering with animals... Alan! This does NOT qualify as a useful patient write-up!-DR. Bleed

Patient complains of bad back...which is great because with a name like "Piles", he had me worried for a moment. Open up affected area, drain fluids and return him to the wild.

Procedure Edit

An easy procedure: slice-and-suck up the poison, extract any lodged logs and burn and gel small and large cuts.

  • In AS4 the poison can also be sucked up with the syringe.

Trivia Edit

  • His name is a pun of the word "lumberjack".

GalleryEdit

Patients in Amateur Surgeon

Act 1

Dr. Ignacious BleedTommy GracefulsRoadkill CletusInsurance Fraud ClaudeTrent CoatJunkyard GutsLumbar JackEddy the DogMeatsack JackHorrace

Act 2

Officer BrutalityVince BlownapartValerieEdgar StubbingtonDonny DebonairStinkin' Joe GarbageBugeater PeterKarl PuccinoAnimalEddy the Dog

Act 3

Trent CoatBugeater PeterCrime Boss & Ivan HenchmanJunkyard GutsAureolaDr. Ignacious BleedHorrace

Secret Files

Bio-Utility MechanoidStupormanDeLirium