Description- The patient is Canadian, or Russian, or Scandinavian, or something. Definitely one of the places where they're always cutting down trees and interfering with animals. Alan! This does NOT qualify as a useful patient write-up!- Dr. Bleed
Symptoms- Patient complains of bad back ...... which is great, because with a name like "Piles", he had my worried for a moment.
Action- Open up affected area, drain fluids, and return him to the wild.