Tortured Bumps

Known Operations





Rev. Apocalypse

Initial Heart Rate

35 BPM (Amateur Surgeon 3)
36 BPM (Amateur Surgeon: Re-Generations)

Time Limit

4:59 (Amateur Surgeon 3)
4:00 (Amateur Surgeon: Re-Generations)

Bumps Grinder is a patient in Amateur Surgeon 3: Tag Team Trauma and is the 94th patient in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations. He is found critically injured in the "Dungeon Spa" within the Exile Clinic. It can be assumed that it was Hubris who did a number on him in order to steal his identity.

Ophelia's Description Edit

Urgh...I've seen some pretty nasty stuff throughout this whole adventure, but this poor guy...I think I'm going to be sick!

This is fairly brutal...unlike our other patients, this doesn't look like an accident... -ALAN

Whoever he is, he's been brutally beaten and left to death by ice ants. Was the ball gag really necessary? It adds a really uncomfortable vibe to all this...

Best never to question a good ball gag. The answers you get are muffled anyway. -ALAN

I'm not sure that leg is salvageable - once we've dealt with the ice ants, we'll probably need to sort him out with a transplant. If we act fast, we can save him...

Something about this guy's really familiar... -ALAN

Procedure Edit

Despite Ophelia's mention of ice ants, there are actually none present throughout the surgery, it's only their frostbite that remains. Use the lighter to melt the frostbite then fix up the wounds on Bumps. You'll then have to make an incision on one of his legs. Fasten the clamps onto his burst arteries, using the lighter and gel to heal the artery. After fixing up remaining wounds, use the chairsaw to cut off the leg bone to replace it with a new one. Moving on to the other leg, chainsaw it off and replace it with the new one. However you'll have to attach the opposing arteries together. Carefully clamp the arteries and fasten them to stop the blood from spewing. Then carefully use the tongs to put together the opposing arteries along with the broken leg bone(this was made much easier in Amateur Surgeon:Re-Generations).

After the bone and arteries are mended, you'll proceed to his liver. Depending on your timing with the pizza cutter, Ophelia may or may not be stunned through the transition by the frostbite(AS3 only). Melt the frostbite then heal up the wounds. After that's done you'll head into the final area, where 3 burst arteries are present within his heart. Clamp and fasten them then heal the arteries and everything else as normal.

Trivia Edit

  • Bumps is very much into his own handiwork, so much in fact, that he married his tractor. The Reverend of course helped bring them together. According to Alan, the tractor is consenting, so it's fine.

Gallery Edit

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